The drama is nonstop this season on Vanderpump Rules.
As you may’ve seen, during last week’s episode of Lisa Vanderpump‘s beloved spinoff, tensions mounted among the SURvers as relationships were tested and one controversial DJ’s sexuality was questioned. *Gasp*
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Following last Monday’s total queer baiting episode, the producers had a LOT of loose ends to tie up. No, sadly, none of the dramz had to do with #Pastagate.
Let’s start with an update on Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright‘s relationship…
In case you’ve already forgotten, Jax cheated on Brittany. Although the love birds have already moved past this betrayal, gal pal Kristen Doute had not, and invited Cartwright’s mother and sister for a visit in an attempt to breakup the toxic couple. During a chat with Vanderpump, Brittany’s momma Sherri expressed her concerns about Jax — and they were totally valid.
However, Taylor ultimately won back Brittany’s fam’s approval as he opened up about his recent personal struggles. While this beef was settled, the bartender announced to his friends that his friendship with Doute was canceled after her betrayal. Eek.
What the heck is going on between James Kennedy and Logan Noh?? That’s what the producers wanted us to be thinking going into the episode. Lala Kent addressed the gossip head on when she revealed that Logan has “mad love” for James and wishes that the music maker “was not a straight human being.”
Brittany’s sister Tiffany further complicated things when she said Logan told her at Peter Madrigal and Brian Carter‘s joint birthday party that he was sleeping with James. Jax, not being able to EVER keep his mouth shut, rushed to James with the gossip. Obviously, Kennedy denied the rumor and accused his bestie of “disrespecting his girl.” Brittany informed the Witches of WeHo about the hookup claims, and they all seemed to believed it.
Although it was totally inappropriate to have an entire episode dedicated to an investigation into Kennedy’s sexuality, it was eventually revealed that Noh blatantly lied about hooking up with James. When confronted, he explained:
“Um, it’s all a lie. I mean, I said it, but it’s all a lie. It’s just me being a jealous little bitch … and being in love with you.”
James responded to the admission by ending his friendship with Logan. Oof.
Scheana Marie faced her own friendship drama when confidante Lala embraced her truce with reformed mean girl Katie Maloney. Specifically, Miz Marie (former Mrs. Shay) was pretty pissed when Kent grabbed a bite with Maloney. Why?? Well, because, the Good As Gold artist is still whining about the rumor Katie started about her boyfriend kissing another woman.
The conflict came to a head at Peter and Carter’s party when Scheana called Katie a fake for pursuing a friendship with Lala. Katie’s husband Tom Schwartz FINALLY stood up for his wife when he read Marie to death:
“You’re fake from head to toe, you’re nothing. You have no personality, you’re a bootleg Kardashian! All you care about is fucking selfies!”
Scheana tried to hit back, but was totally outnumbered at this point. Watch the moment go down (below)!
For more Vanderpump Rules drama be sure to catch the show when it airs on Mondays at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo.
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