Deadpool fans are petitioning for the character to host an episode of Saturday Night Live, but Ryan Reynolds just released a video to explain why this will never happen.
“It’s been 7 years since X-Men Origins, f–k this shit. I’ve got the biggest opening rated R movie of all time. Are they f–king crazy?” Ryan says in the spoof. “I’m 50% more influential than MC Hammer, Apostle Judas Iscariot, the KIA Sorrento, 10% more influential than Barbara Bush, the Muppets, Bob Newhart. 60% more influential than the iPhone 5, shredded cheese, and Dr. Ruth… 7% less influential than the Urban Dictionary. Don’t f–k with me!”
Listen to the clip in the video below!
Why Deadpool won’t be hosting SNL