It’s THEIR birthday.
During Monday night’s showing of Vanderpump Rules, Stassi Schroeder and Ariana Madix found themselves facing off once again — only, this time, it was over their respective birthday parties. However, all of the drama from (self proclaimed) birthday queen Stassi’s bash had NOTHING to with her Name Day twin.
Shocking, we know.
Rather, the dramz brought on had everything to do with Schroeder’s now ex, Patrick Meagher. Here’s the tea…
As the former SURver is obsessed with all things true crime, she decided to throw herself a murder themed birthday party. Specifically, as she was turning 29, it was a “death of her twenties” celebration. Realistically, the party served more as a premonition of what’s to come in her romance with Patrick.
After Meagher blocked her calls while abroad in Amsterdam, the twosome discussed whether they should see other people. While they chose to stay together (for now), the duo came pretty close to splitting up:
“We were on the phone, and I actually tried to come onto him and he turned me down and I got angry … I was like, ‘Fine, I’m gonna go find somebody else.'”
DAMNNNNN. Amid her party, which featured everything from creepy dolls to ranch dressing fountains, Patrick appeared and Stassi was stunned. In fact, she was pretty certain he wasn’t going to show.
Schroeder’s beau hinted at their serious relationship problems while speaking with Kristen Doute and Katie Maloney. He admitted:
“[Stassi] can bang other dudes, but she can’t date other guys.”
An uneasy Stassi then chose to lash out at her friends, right as they were encouraging her to take a birthday shot out of a girl’s butt. Although the blonde Bravolebrity yelled at her besties, she was actually just upset about her ongoing romance issues. Stassi divulged during a confessional:
“To be honest, I’m really fucked up on adderall and tequila.”
Eek. To make matters worse, Stassi then stormed out of the party — leaving a $1,400 bar tab unpaid. Thankfully, her friends covered the cost.
But let us not forget that last night’s episode also marked Ariana’s birthday. Her drama was far less loud, but still very captivating. Not only did Madix continue to address her body dysmorphia issues, but she did it during a head on therapy session. With the help of her friends, Ariana attempted to feel herself by picking out a sultry ensemble for her Kings and Queens party.
Awwwwww. And, we’re happy to report, Ariana’s birthday went off without a glitch as she truly transformed into a queen for her special day.
Be sure to catch all the Vanderpump Rules drama when it airs Monday nights on Bravo at 9 p.m. ET.
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