Sorry, y’all — don’t count on finding out who bit Beyoncé any time soon!
Tiffany Haddish‘s story about an unnamed actress who allegedly bit Queen Bey while “on drugs” at a JAY-Z concert after party in December may be sweeping the nation (and social media!) right now, but her lips are officially SEALED on the matter!
Before she could ever name names on exactly who it was who bit Bey, the 38-year-old comedian decided to come clean about a little legal matter preventing her from doing so during an Instagram Live session on Wednesday.
Speaking to her fans, the Girls Trip star explained exactly why she couldn’t call out the actress, for one very simple reason (below):
“NDAs are real, so I’m not saying shit about nothing.”
Ahhh!!!! A non-disclosure agreement over a bite at a party!!
It’s WILD that Haddish actually had to sign a non-disclosure agreement over this little tidbit of info… so does this mean Tiff is getting paid to keep the secret, too?!
Get it, girl!!
That didn’t keep Haddish from joking about the alleged biter, though, as she also said this during that IG Live video (below):
“You wanna know who bit Beyoncé? I’m gonna just tell you all. And it’s the last time I’m talking about it, I ain’t going to say nothing else about it. Let me sip some of my tea. I’m going to tell you who did it then I’m never talking about it again because really it’s done. People should be focusing on the real issues at hand, like did you do your taxes? Because taxes is due real soon. Can your children read and write? Have you been working with them on their reading and their writing? Is your house clean? That’s what we need to be focusing on. But y’all wanna know, everybody’s going crazy about who bit Beyoncé. I’m going to tell you so this can all be done with. … I’m going to tell you who bit Beyoncé: it was Stormy Daniels. Pay attention to what’s really going on! That’s not real news! Who bit Beyoncé is not real news!”
Stormy Daniels jokes aside, Donald Trump is probably somewhere in the White House right now frantically asking staff how Haddish’s NDA can be so iron-clad while his is so… not. Ha!!
Who do YOU think it was, Perezcious readers????
Let us know in the comments (below)!!!
[Image via WENN.]